Onesies: Let's end this scourge once and for all mode

      I've always wanted to write an opinion letter to the Guardian. But I never thought that., A matter of social justice closer to my heart than end the scourge of the onesie

For the lucky few of you who do not know what a romper suit the image of the combination of pastel colors that you normally might see in a baby picture and it filled an adult human. Terrible, I know. But this nightmare mode is reality. Of course, Justin Bieber Opens (who else?) The way. And to make matters worse, the so-called adults begin memories of cruising around these ridiculous pieces of soft utensils bodysuits by the cartoon characters and animals models.

How many fashion fetishes most perverse of the planet, the risk onesie from Japan and is now slowly gaining traction worldwide. The older and wiser not surprised to hear from you, that he got this strange and alien, a green foot on our shores outfit Generation Y that allows to be is.

Onesies been invented to very small, very young and very vulnerable people who dress do nothing all day but remain in bed, eat, do, and then swing wildly between heartbreakingly intense happiness and sadness. Parents may use their children to wear them because it is easier to feed, clean and care they give.

Way back when, bodysuits were invented, the newborns were the only offspring that description. But Gen Y has changed everything, it is no coincidence that this live-forever-at-home, get-a-blog-but-not-a-real-job generation is also the master of the onesie.

Adulthood, each of us with all kinds of ways, such as driving and alcohol consumption. But it also gives us all kinds of tasks, such as work, pay rent, buy food and wear real clothes - clothes with a waist that is not for incontinent people in small layers were invented. I know it sounds like, cool packaging, but there are a lot of things to do the babies that you can not go with an adult. Breastfeeding swimming at a public beach naked and wearing bodysuits are three fairly solid examples.

So my message to Generation Y is a difficult question: I know, rompers seem comfortable, cuddly, and tell all of our requests for hot milk and pooing without getting out of bed in the morning. But no matter how you fight it, your baby days are over. The future can be a scary location, but we are here to welcome you, if you wish to join us.

If you want to join me and fight against the scourge body, please sign my petition to Gen Y here. We expect amnesty romper suit in the coming weeks in which young adults who saw their mistake may come to their splitting into two by a tailor and in a simple, sweat worthy creeper.